Slovak here to tell you about based Slovak anti-w*man traditions.
On Easter Monday, we beat w*men on the ass with a whip woven out of willow branches and pour water on them out of buckets (the real hardcore blokes bust out the garden hose, the domesticated "nice guys" stick to using a coffee mug) to keep them pretty and fertile and to keep them intimidated throughout the year so they don't go to college and get turned into brainwashed harpies.
Predictably, this means that every year the (((media))) paid by jewish interests tries to attack this tradition, but they never get anywhere because it's fun.
What's your country's tried-and-true tradition for keeping w*men in line?
